30 Thanksgiving Sexy Pickup lines to Make Your Holiday Feast a Whole lot Spicier

Thanksgiving doesn’t have to be as dull as everyone thinks.

Aside from indulging in a feast, why not try to be playful and flirt a little with your significant other while cooking the Thanksgiving feast? 

We understand that many things about Thanksgiving are objectively unsexy, including the holiday’s core premise of stuffing yourself with food while surrounded by family and in-laws. 

Contrary to popular belief, Thanksgiving is actually sexier than you think. 

Thanksgiving Eve is known for being one of the most romantically charged nights of the year. Coupled with the fact that it falls right in the middle of cuffing season, the air is ripe with frisky vibes during this festive hometown holiday weekend.

Whether you’re looking for a hot and sexy hook-up on Thanksgiving night, get steamy with your partner in the bedroom, prepare yourself for potential encounters with your exes at a hometown bar, or late-night drunk text to your crush, we've compiled a collection of clever and sexy pickup Thanksgiving pickup lines to help you go beyond the standard "Hey stranger!" and are designed to add a touch of humor to your interactions.

Prepare to add a dash of spice to your Thanksgiving feast this year with these playful Thanksgiving pickup lines.

First, let’s start with something wholesome:

  1. "Are you a turkey? Because you've got me feeling stuffed with joy."
  2. "If you were a Thanksgiving side dish, you'd be a-maize-ing!"
  3. "Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your gravy eyes."
  4. "Is your name Pumpkin Spice? Because you add flavor to my life."
  5. "Are you a Thanksgiving wishbone? Because I'm hoping we'll get together."
  6. "Are you a sweet potato? Because you're the sweetest thing at this feast."
  7. "If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity of Thanksgiving dinners."
  8. "Is your name Cranberry Sauce? Because you complement my life perfectly."
  9. "Are you a cornucopia? Because you've got an abundance of charm."
  10. "Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just tripped over the love I feel for you."

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Now let’s get hot and steamy:

  1. I’m ready to ride your Mayflower.
  2. Want to candy my yams?
  3. You put the “ass” in casserole.
  4. I’d rather be feasting on you tonight.
  5. Let me give you another reason to feel thankful this year. 😏
  6. I’ve got something for you to gobble up.
  7. Can you stuff me like a Thanksgiving turkey?
  8. Glad I brought out the oven mitts, because you’re too hot to handle.
  9. I’m going to make your Plymouth Rock. (Lolz.)
  10. Do you want to hop on my gravy train?
  11. I checked the meat thermometer… You're officially one hot bird.
  12. There's only one cavity I want to stuff tonight.
  13. Is that a turkey leg in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?
  14. This dinner isn’t the only thing that’ll make you want to take off your pants.
  15.  I wanna see your horn of plenty.
  16. I hope this dinner won’t be the only thing filling me up tonight.
  17. I’d rather have you butter my biscuits.
  18. Gobble gobble, I love watching you wobble.
  19. I wanna play with your butterballs.
  20. What are we going for tonight? Thighs or breasts? 

Thanksgiving can be so much more than just drinks and dinner. By telling sexy pickup lines and exploring unique and creative activities together, you can strengthen your connection, create lasting memories, and deepen your bond as a couple. Enhance your experiences with HARU products, and let the holiday season be a time of intimacy, laughter, and relaxation.

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